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Why I’ll never be an actor

Tweet I’ve always thought that if I ever made it as a top actor in Hollywood (laugh, anyone who knows me), I’d work enough to make a pile of cash, save my money and leave forever. When one hears of the astronomical amounts some mediocre actors are being paid, when writers, teachers, daycare workers are […]

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Cake Boss – Crazy Customers

Tweet My mouth flew wide open during an episode of Cake Boss (TLC) when a bridezilla, unhappy with her cake, decided to improve upon Buddy Valastro’s work. When his back was turned, she grabbed several piping bags and squeezed mismatched colours over the cake, completely destroying it. She wanted him to make a new one […]

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Fighting my toddler for the TV

Tweet I know it’s irrational, just like the fear of clowns, but I don’t like Thomas and his friends. It’s the trains with their grey faces that remind me of ghosts. It’s the immobile faces of the human characters. It’s the voices of the singing children with their accents that remind me of Children of […]

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No soup for you!

Tweet Most people  gasp when they hear of a customer being denied service. Remember Seinfeld‘s Soup Nazi? He didn’t care which customers he offended, until one day, he angered the wrong customer! And remember the scene in Pretty Woman where Julia Roberts, dressed in full hooker gear, steps into a high end store and is […]

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